...of which you may not be aware.
Courtesy of Chuck Norris himself, to boot:
- Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
- Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris’s beard - and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin.
I like this one, in response to media critics decrying her purchase of - wait for it - a tanning bed:
-Sarah Palin only said she bought a tanning bed - in reality, it was a reverse tanning bed, powering all tanning beds everywhere around the world with the smoldering sun-kissed light from within Sarah Palin.
Go Sarah go....