Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Election Night SJW Breakdown

I mean, really - I tots was feeling this girl on Tuesday night, as the returns rolled in...




Sunday, September 18, 2016

Troll Level: Grand F**king Master



May this face live in the nightmares of the mainstream media forever and a day.  "Rick-Rolling" the entirety of the hateful establishment by using their obsession with "birtherism" as bait, he pimped a new hotel while rolling out a dozen military endorsements, until finally issuing a 30 second statement on the bizarre origins of Barack Hussein Obama.

The grassroots right, after taking a pounding in the press for decades, thought that the dream of hoisting the media on its own petard was unachievable.  And yet...here we are.

And still the conservative establishment is scratching their head.  I'm beginning to think...well, I'll let 'ol Burnsie take it from here....




Tuesday, September 22, 2015

How To Talk To A #SJW...

This Hasidic Jew knows how.  No apologies for your faith, no explanations for your belief, no editing of God's law.  Just...this:



Incidentally, Donald Trump knows the same thing. And while I do not believe he will be around forever (as in much past January 2016), if this is his legacy...then he will have done this nation a much greater service than most ever might have anticipated....

And who is the aging social justice warrior?  Ladies and gentlemen, meet  Rina Deych.  In her own words:


The human species is in its larval stage of development. We have a lot of evolving to do. I believe there are positive and creative ways to satisfy our bloodlust without hurting anyone. I am a vegan / environmentalist / artist / healer. I satiate my craving for the macabre by dressing up like a vampire/nurse on Halloween....


...and these people claim to be your moral superiors, your social betters, the conscious of a nation.

Give 'em the finger.  Just like our Hassie friend here...

Monday, March 30, 2015

Lena Dunham's Boyfriend - Jack Antonoff - IS....Pajama Boy???

First of all, this is exactly what I would expect Lena Dunham's boyfriend to look like:


Kinda screams out "DOUCHEBAG", no?

But he reminded me of another douchebag, actually....took a moment, then it came to me...

Separated at birth. perhaps?  Jack Antonoff and...Pajama Boy?




Somewhere, all over America, women not named Lena Dunham are shuddering, as the image of 21st century masculinity causes their reproductive organs to autonomously atrophy....

Friday, September 12, 2014

Everything That Is Wrong With New Jersey, In One Email....

Someone needs to burn this whole damn state to the ground, sprinkle it with Holy Water - with an exorcist nearby to shoo out the demons - and rebuild it from scratch.  What a waste of prime real estate...

Received the following email (cut & pasted below) from Keswick Cycle of Cherry Hill, New Jersey:


After several lengthy and heartfelt discussions between the Brian and Dave (the owners), it is with great regret and disappointment that we are announcing the closure of our Cherry Hill, NJ location. We have enjoyed working with the cycling community in Cherry Hill and its neighboring communities for the past 8 seasons.

However, due to the sale of our building, the current economic climate and dramatically escalated operating costs, it is unsustainable for Keswick cycle to do business in Cherry Hill and the state of NJ. Our building has been sold and we are losing our lease. We have also seen a 54% increase in our real estate and school taxes since 2006. In addition, it is now 2 times the cost for us to insure one store and building in Cherry Hill verses 2 stores in Pennsylvania. We have searched for alternative locations to alleviate those financial restraints with no success. It is a very frustrating situation for all of us. Keswick Cycle as a whole is a very fiscally sound business. Our West Philadelphia and Glenside, Pennsylvania stores with continue to operate as normal....



Thursday, September 04, 2014