Friday, January 29, 2010

Osama Bin Laden Sounds The "Global Warming" Alarm!

Maybe it's getting a bit hot for him in those Pakistani caves? Or maybe he's just vying for a prime speaking role at Copenhagen II - after all, if you're going to give a keynote spot to Hugo Chavez....

Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.

In the tape, broadcast in part on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden warned of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring "the wheels of the American economy" to a halt.

Really, what differentiates bin Laden from your common garden-variety liberal? They both believe fervently in global warming, the agree on the need to destroy the American economy, and both desire to place the world under their personal yoke, be it the slavery of militant liberalism or the slavery of militant Islam.

I'm waiting now for some Democrat appointee in the Obama administration to declare him a "hero" (a la Anita Dunn's Chairman Mao) and say, yes, he killed thousands of Americans, but see how brave his fight is against the true terror of our time....

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