The Obama campaign has made these three his "bottom bitches" in their latest attempt to re-invigorate the cult-of-personality presidential campaign. Let's take a look at them, shall we?
Scarlett Johansson:
Earned: $20 million for "Avengers 2"
Quote that can be taken as an analogy:: “Hi, we've just gotten into a car accident, um, we're way in Disneyland Drive.”
What she thinks of her fellow Americans: I do think on some basic level we are animals and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly.
Jessica Alba:
Why she voted for Barack Obama? - My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything -- even if you have no clue what you're doing.
On politics: I do movies for you. Practice safe sex and drive hybrids if you can.
Did you know? Jessica Alba is a racist! "...Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.”
Natalie Portman:
Net worth: $32 million
Why she's a vegetarian: My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Fortunately, it's only Magic Marker: I'm a Gemini, so I change my mind every day.
Natalie's best movie moment, which she'd do well to remember:
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