Friday, August 06, 2010

Queen Michelle Brings Skank Style To Spain

For us ordinary Americans, we need to learn to lower our thermostats, avoid trips to Vegas, and be more frugal so we can afford to pay our taxes. For the Obamas, though, the story is a bit...different.

Especially if you are Michelle Obama, who is currently in Marbella, Spain,

....on a four-day visit and will be staying at the five-star Villa Padierna, rated as one of the world's top 30 hotels, with 40 friends. The party has reserved 60 rooms.... The 129-room establishment, an Italian palazzo-style building, is nestled in the hills of Benahavis overlooking the millionaires' playground of Marbella and about three miles from the coast.

Rooms start at £210-a-night and stretch to around £4,100 for a villa with 24-hour butler service and private pool and garden.
The Villa Padierna has five restaurants, a spa and access to three 18-hole golf courses....

Sixty f*ckin' rooms. While her subjects wander about back home, desperately looking for work with an eye askew towards a Congress that can't wait to raise taxes on virtually everything. And who's paying for Michelle's party? Here's a clue:

Mrs Obama and her daughter are expected to visit Spain's King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia at their summer palace on the island of Majorca, a short flight from Marbella.

Bingo! Diplomatic meeting = taxpayer funded expenditure. Pony up, America! Michelle and her posse need some walking-around money!

And how is America's First Lady presenting herself? According to this blogger...not so well:

Getting out of the plane she looked very much unlikely to be on anyone’s best dressed list. All black with her hair rolled into a little dung beetle ball....

Wide pants tighter than the skin on her hips, but too wide and way too long and heavy on the bottom! There is no female grace in these photos. The way she walks it’s as if she is a rodeo star with her fans in tow.
And swimsuit lines with an off-shoulder top? The top makes her look unbalanced. I’d like to see the designer outfit on a model, on a petite woman this could be great. But for MOO, her shoulders are just too wide to highlite them.

The top makes her arm look deformed, such a short tiny stub for a lower arm. The top is of course too small around her hips. And the large hoop earrings she likes to wear lately make her always look cheap.

You would think, being that this is the eighth vacation she has taken in the last 18 months (thanks to us peasants), she would have at least learned how to dress by now...

What an ugly woman Queen Michelle is. It's an ugliness that begins deep inside her, a distaste and a disdain for all that are not like her, and a surging hatred and hostility for all that do not think as she (and Barack) does. Like most people full of ugly emotions, it becomes impossible not to wear it on your sleeve, whether you realize it or not. And boy, is her ugly inside clearly reflected on the outside.

And yet, media doyennes and their ilk label her as beautiful. Is it just a variation of the bullsh*t they sling about how "intelligent" Barack is? Or do they see a lot of themselves in her unattractive visage...?
Update: From the Modern-Day Marie Antoinette file:

It’s the extravagance of Michelle Obama’s trip and glitzy destination contrasted with President Obama’s demonization of the rich that smacks of hypocrisy and perpetuates a disconnect between the country and its leaders. Toning down the flash would humanize the Obamas and signify that they sympathize with the setbacks of the people they were elected to serve.

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