Sunday, August 08, 2010

The King Meets The Queen...

...Queen Michelle Obama, self-appointed, was welcomed into the palace of the King of Spain for a light midday meal:

Lunch was Andalusian-style chilled gazpacho soup, chargrilled turbot, veal escalopes with mustard, Oriental rice with sauteed mushrooms, a Mallorca-style vegetable ratatouille and sliced fruit with ice cream, accompanied by wines from the northern regions of Rueda and Rioja...

What did the Royals discuss over this regal feast? Michelle Obama's desire to control the menus of "ordinary" Americans under the guise of fighting "obesity"? The need to control carbon dioxide under the cover of "climate change" so that there is plenty of fuel for Air Force One/Two and the King's yacht?

Or, while sipping sumptious wines, did they discuss the need for the peasants to undergo hardships in these "difficult times" we face, as what little wealth that remains needs to be "spread" ? Oh, even these fine Lords must have choked back laughter, in order not to upset the delicate digestion necessary to process meals such as only they are entitled to enjoy...

UPDATE: From the comments at the Yahoo article:

Michelle Antoinette, Queen of Spain
Using her position for such personal gain
And all the while her King Louie man
Is destroying America as fast as he can

1 comment:

Amusing Bunni said...

Great post, J Nut. I hope the king got rabies shots after kissing that paw.