A study of nearly 20,000 students from kindergarten through eighth grade found that among those with easy access to high-calorie snacks in schools, 35.5 percent were overweight — compared with 34.8 percent of children in schools without such snacks.
Expect this result to be used in a drive to...increase government money of anti-obesity programs.
Of course, it could just be that liberal busybodies are the ones jonesing to satisfy a twisted craving of their own: the fulfillment of their endless quest for moral superiority. In this case, the high is reached by poking fatties in the gut while"tsk-tsking" them. Oh yeah, feel the rush...
He doesn't need a bucket...he needs a bureaucrat!
The obese spend themselves into poverty over-eating, while drug addicts often succumb to a life of petty theft to stay high. The liberal bureaucrat does both - stealing money from the citizenry to protect their own pathetic self-image, while creating poverty by wasting resources on nonexistent problems.
Call it "The 0.7% Solution"...