Saturday, January 27, 2007

Saturday Night Teases... heck, you can go home with them if you want; I won't tell anyone....

Well, the Danes get it, even if no one else does - via the Gates of Vienna:

When democracy let the optimists succeed in classifying the pessimists as xenophobes and Islamophobes, it embarked upon a catastrophic course. And the media who have aided to maintain the illusion bear a particular part of the blame...

Er, it seems like the Swedes can learn a thing or two from Macbeth's kin - this report from the
Brussels Journal:

I keep hearing claims that Muslims are
the Jews of today, but from my point of view, it looks as if Jews of today are, well, Jews. Jews are suffering attacks across much of Western Europe at rates worse than at any time since the rise of the Nazis in the 1930s, and again, this is largely caused by Muslims.

And from the "Whoops, I did it..."

does it again. Like Jimmy Carter, he'll never forgive America for rejecting him, and he'll console himself with the approval of America's enemies...

Brittney Spears-Federline weeps...lots of good links and commentary at Instapundit (link above).

Just a
headline this time:

"U.S. Kids are Fat and Lazy.”

From Germany, no less....isn't that what Herr Goebbels used to propogate back in the '40's, while trying to discredit the US Army? No, wait - maybe I'm thinking of John Kerry ?

Need a drink yet? They're still serving at the Parkway Rest Stop, where Jim tells us how it is:

If there is a cork in the bottle, it’s a “good one”.

And some philosophy from Homer J. (warning! link not work-safe!):

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle. 'Member that?
-- Homer Simpson

Shocker! Guess who really, really likes Jimmy Dhimmi Carter's book? Hint: They really, really hate the Jews too! Just like Jimmy!

Carter tells his stories well, presenting them in a delightfully conversational manner...

Yeah, and Hitler gave great speeches, too....

Final tease of the night, and it is just that...from New Jersey, of course:

I killed a hooker.

That's right. Shot her right in the chest, picked up the wad of cash she dropped and was back asleep within my apartment in a few minutes dreaming of Heidi Klum.

Did I feel bad? Not at all, because I needed the money....

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