Friday, April 10, 2009

Don't Distract Barack (he's not a multi-tasker)

Best headline of the day, from the lickspittle at Reuters:

Ragtag teams of modern-day Blackbeards are posing an annoying distraction for Barack Obama, forcing him to add Somalia to an already long list of foreign policy challenges...

Oh, poor Barack! He didn't know he would have to handle multiple situations at once when he ran for the presidency! Look, he's already challenged, what with him having to speak without a teleprompter every now and again...

Now here's a headline that makes more sense - from Europe, natch (via Gateway Pundit):

President Barack Obama has recently completed the most successful foreign policy tour since Napoleon's retreat from Moscow. You name it, he blew it....

.....Watch out, France and Co, there is a new surrender monkey on the block and, over the next four years, he will spectacularly sell out the interests of the West with every kind of liberal-delusionist initiative on nuclear disarmament and sitting down to negotiate with any power freak who wants to buy time to get a good ICBM fix on San Francisco, or wherever. If you thought the world was a tad unsafe with Dubya around, just wait until President Pantywaist gets into his stride.

He certainly doesn't look too stressed out here, in this picture with Hillary Clinton, enjoying a moment in the playground together:

Just the thought of these two sandbox pals working as hard as they appear to be at reconstructing the world in their image should put all your fears to rest....right?

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