Thursday, February 11, 2010

No Relief For Haiti...

....well, I should say "no relief from celebrities willing to embarrass themselves in order to burnish their liberal street cred by exploiting the Haitian tragedy".

The wife of Rapper Ice-T is the latest to beclown herself, although if you're a fan of the back view, there is at least some redeeming value:

Ice T's model wife Nicole 'Coco' Austin pastes on a pair of leggings, take photo in a mirror and commands her legion of adolescent fans: “Get this shirt & lets start a Haiti movement! WE GO HARD! WE DON’T PLAY!"




In case you miss the subtleties of the message, the big Haiti push is illustrated by Coco shoving her backside to the lens. Nothing like a smutty pun and a T-shirt to improve the lot of the dispossessed and the hundreds of hacks and film crews shooting the same bit of road by the airport and broadcasting pictures of people too sick to get out of the way…


It sure seems as if Coco's brains are in her....










Ah, but then again:



Indeed, is this not the very definition of Rule 5?

3 comments:

オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

Anonymous said...

yeah, what he said. In spades.


Dayum, that is one big ass. 2big2fail?

Anonymous said...

I would like to have heard more about the results of her Haitian charity effort, as opposed to your gratuitious display of pictures of her buttocks.

Yeah, right!

Can we animate that thang?