Friday, August 07, 2009

Obama to Americans: "Don't do a lot of talking"

How dare we, mere proletariat that we are, questions the plans and schemes of those whom we cannot dream of measuring up to? We are lucky, nay blessed, to have been given Barack Obama to lead us at this darkest hour.

And The One does not broach dissent (unless it is He who forments it), and he will not tolerate his subjects delaying his grand plan to remake the nation in his image by daring to discuss it out loud. So he hath laid down
The Law:

"I don't want the folks who created the mess do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up after them, but don't do a lot of talking."

That is you and I, fellow subject. We are not to speak when we are told to be silent, we must allow our pockets to be picked if Master Barack feels he needs our earnings, we must nod our heads in assent if those here illegally pass us on line at the doctor's office.


Gee, how do you think this is going to play out in Virginia, where The One came to speak on behalf of Craig Deeds? Does he think - after telling them to shut up - voters will do so, then march into the voting booth and pull the lever for his henchman?

Video of His speech:



7 comments:

Bo said...

Spell checker!

The JerseyNut said...

Something I missed?

Miranda said...

I laughed so hard over this post, though the subject matter is not funny at all. You just write about it so well! My Twitter is still down - I have a hard time believing it's due to one guy in Georgia - could be.

The JerseyNut said...

Glad you enjoyed it, MIranda!
Hope Hell's Kitchen is treatin' you right...

Anonymous said...

Funny, I didn't find it the least bit amusing. Absolutely accurate, but not at all funny. Unless spelling errors ("Hoew dare we") make her giggle?


Drew
rt78W exit 15

The JerseyNut said...

Ah, the "HOew"~ Missed the first word! Fixed....

Miranda said...

Oh, I'm not laughing at the content. It's just his dry sarcasm that is humorous! He's such a good writer that he can be entertaining even about something so serious. And...sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying! And JerseyNut, I'm having a blast!