Saturday, August 30, 2008

We Heart Sarah Palin !

Now this is a VP I feel I could actually bond with...

...and while Barack Obama shops for arugula and Michelle Obama seethes in the pews of Trinity Church, Governer Palin works on the weekend:

Now, Mrs. Palin may only be the Commander-in-Chief of the Alaskan National Guard, but still, she looks poured into that uniform.....

Oh. That guy bellow? That's her husband. He's a commercial fisherman and a union oil flield worker. And on the weekends, he's a snowmobile racer. Seriously. Standing next to this guy, the Marlboro Man would look elitist:

Finally, check out the video. Check out the money shot at the end...gonna start calling her Sarah "Connor" Palin:

What a stroke of genius by McCain. That 'ol fighter pilot is gonna give Mr. Obama the ride of his life....

UPDATE: Sarah Palin...or Sarah Connor? Some facts about the First Lady of Alaska that you just may not know:

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare

More here, on a, er, devoted website:

Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
Sarah Palin once one a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

Oh, I am so vindicated!

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.


Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.

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