Saturday, March 03, 2007

Calling all 9-11 Conspiracy Theorists !

If you think the destruction of the World Trade Center was an "inside job"; then perhaps you can help investigate this military catastrophe - sure, it happened a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but the expertise and insight you applied to uncover the hidden secrets of the 9/11 attacks may be useful in helping answer the questions posed here:

Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?

Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?


And really, isn't one man's "rebel" just another man's "terrorist"?

This conspiracy needs to be uncovered, and only those "truthers" who have unveiled the Bush / Mossad /Freemason plot behind the attacks of September 11th are qualified to take on an investigation of this scope...

Links here, and here....

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