Who are the doctors, you ask, that will be willing to work under the self-imposed slavery of Obamacare - with its meager payouts, bureaucratic red tape, and endless line of patients who have more rights than you do?
Why, meet Dr. Riviera:
In a tongue-in-cheek analysis, the Canadian Medical Association Journal compared the services of Riviera and Dr. Hibbert. It concludes that Riviera is a better role model for physicians, whereas Hibbert is a paternalistic and wasteful physician, unlike Riviera, who strives to cut costs and does his best to avoid the coroner, disproving Marge Simpson's claim that he is not a doctor at all.
Tongue-in-cheek, huh? Welcome to the future...