Circa 2008. With all due respect to Issac Asimov:
1) A journalist may not injure Barack Obama or, through inaction, allow Barack Obama to come to harm.
2) A journalist must obey the orders given to it by Barack Obama, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3) A journalist must protect his or her own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.