...with this absolutely horrible, one-for-the-ages first pitch, which sails off somewhere in the direction of Tallahassee?
Gee, from my angle, that one seemed to sail off far to the...left.
Powerline on Crist's "pitch":
It appeared to be the first time in his life he has ever thrown a baseball...
Now, do you want to see how a real man throws a baseball? Check out this 4 minute mini-doc on George W. Bush, and the greatest "first pitch" of all time - a perfect strike thrown at Yankee Stadium to open up Game 3 of the 2001 World Series, with all the behind-the scene buildup, including banter between the President and Derek Jeter. Via Midwest Sports Fans: