Sunday, September 16, 2007

Sunday Morning Quoteables !

'cause if somebody says something funny, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?

Overheard in Washington Square Park, NYC:

Orthodox man #1, seeing man walk by dressed as Jesus: Jesus!
[He and his posse begin to chase Jesus.]
Orthodox man #2: You are not the son of God!

At Blowing Smoke, we have this bit of insight:

Having half a mil's worth of plastic surgery so you'll be taken seriously as an actress is like having your vagina tightened to be taken seriously as a nuclear physicist.

And then there is this, which explains a lot in my life:

You can see a lot more amazing work from this guy here, incidentally.

The governer of Massachusetts, Deval Patrick, speaks next:

...9/11...“was also a failure of human beings to understand each other, to learn to love each other.”

Care to state which human beings are failing to show the love, Deval?

Wait - that wasn't funny, just stupid, and somewhat sad. Sorry! Let's wrap up here -Tim Blair reminds all the haters:

To those who belittle the United Nations, I simply say: Fine. Have it your way. Act as though the UN doesn’t even exist. But remember, no UN means no International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer.

Bet you’re all feeling guilty about your stacks of Ozone Day gifts right now.

I know I am...


Jim - PRS said...

Jeez, I'm bummed. I figure that CNN would have broadcast the Ms. International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer Pageant.

Anonymous said...

They're too busy promoting Islam as The One True Faith.

The JerseyNut said...

Yeah Jim, I'm a bit surprised as well. Being that CNN usually takes its talking points from the Turds of Turtle Bay, I would have at least expected a special, complete with dramatic theme music and a voice over by Christiane Amanpour, warning us that unless we adopt liberal policies designed to protect the ozone, we are all doomed to a horrible, sunburnt grave...