Thursday, September 13, 2007

FYI: World to End on September 14th !

Since the attacks of September 11th, rumors of a Ramadan assault on America are pretty much an annual occurance. This year is no different; save for a 2007 twist: it's primarily an American/Jewish plot! Prepare for Doomsday; for its coming is...tomorrow.

Anyway, let me build this one for you - the Air Force is reporting the following:

On Sept. 14, flight lines will be very quiet at Air Combat Command bases.

The entire command — about 100,000 active-duty airmen — is standing down training flights and many other operations as part of a command-wide safety day.

Command boss Gen. Ronald Keys ordered the Sept. 14 safety standdown in the wake of the Aug. 30 nuclear incident at Minot Air Force Base, N.D., in which six cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads were loaded onto a B-52H and then flown to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., without anyone on the ground or bomber realizing the nuclear weapons were on the plane.

And upon this tidbit, the storm erupts:

Reports that five nuclear warheads were "accidentally" shipped by B-52 from Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota to Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana are false.

It was no mistake; it was a criminal conspiracy to launch nuclear terrorist attacks against five U.S. cities! Military investigators have confirmed to The Hal Turner Show that President Bush's personal Presidential authorization code authorized the removal of five 150 kiloton nuclear warheads from their secure nuclear storage safes....

If a terrorist attack takes place on September 14, then we know that our own government made it possible with a military stand-down order...

Now enter the Jews, stage left:

Strange that the main airline in Israel suddenly has "no flight" from the biggest jew population center outside of Israel on the very same day that the entire US Air Force will be "standing down. A lot of people said that 4,000 jews didn't show up to work at the World Trade Center in New York on 9-11. Jews seemed to "know" some big attack was going to take place that day and they didn't go to work...

Here we are six years later, the neo-cons are taking all sorts of flak over the Iraq war; the US economy is headed into financial collapse, the jews still want the US to attack Iran but they can't overcome public opinion so. . . . . . another "terrorist attack" on the US would do the trick! Strange then, that El Al has no flights from NYC on Friday Sept. 14. . . . Is this a HINT? Do the jews know something about Sept 14 the way they seemed to know about 9-11??

Eh, ever hear of Rosh Hashanah? Highest of Jewish holy days? Any thought that it might have something to do with less demand for travel?

Hmmm....let's stretch a little further:

I went to Wikipedia and found 2 notable events that have occurred on this date in history (Wikipedia Page Here).
1 - 1948 - Groundbreaking for the United Nations headquarters in New York City.
2 - 1960- The Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) is founded.

Well, those are two infuriating events, to be sure...but not necessarily worth starting a nuclear holocaust over.

Although the fact that this psycho is still on the loose makes me more jittery than any cave-dwelling, burkha-wearing terrorist ever can...speaking yesterday, against a "peaceful" backdrop:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad took a hard line against Israel, calling it "an invader" and saying it "cannot continue its life."

Well, he'll destroy the world eventaully, but not today. And apparently Hal Turner, the anti-semetic conspiracy theorist/radio host who started these rumors, can't seem to keep his website up when more than twelve visitors a day come by. Oh well.

And what will they come up with when the sun insists on rising on September 15th? I'll let you know...

UPDATE 9/14: Found it! Alien fleet hiding within the rings of Saturn! No doubt controlling George Bush's brain...

1 comment:

Debbie said...

I do like conspiracy theories. Do you check out the site Above Top Secret?

They have conspiracy theory forums on space aliens, and just about anything you can think of. I love reading some of the comments. I even include a link to them now and then.

We have to laugh!