Saturday, May 19, 2007

Global Warming: Bollocks!

So sayeth The Who's Roger Daltrey:

JUST when it looked like every rock star on the planet was jumping aboard AL GORE's green bandwagon, there’s a backlash already underway.
THE WHO's ROGER DALTRY has blasted the big Wembley gig Gore is organising to raise awareness of global warming
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The huge concert - which features performances from the likes of MADONNA and RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - is taking place at Wembley on July 7 and in other countries around the world.
But Roger, who played with U2 at Live Aid and Live8, reckons the whole thing is a waste of time.


Speaking exclusively to Bizarre, Roger said: "Bo***cks to that! The last thing the planet needs is a rock concert.
"I can't believe it. Let's burn even more fuel.
"We have problems with global warming, but the questions and the answers are so huge I don't know what a rock concert's ever going to do to help.
"Everybody on this planet at the moment, unless they are living in the deepest rainforest in Brazil, knows about climate change.”
The rocker, who used to sing about my g-generation, added: "My answer is to burn all the f***ing oil as quick as possible and then the politicians will have to find a solution.”


Don't worry, Roger, we won't get fooled again!
Bob Geldof, of Live Aid fame, had plenty to say on the subject as well:

Roger's comments come hot on the heels of SIR BOB GELDOF’s equally scathing views.
Last week the Live Aid hero lashed out, saying: "Why is Gore actually organising them? To make us aware of the greenhouse effect?

"Everybody's known about that problem for years. We are all f***ing conscious of global warming."

It's not only the rock stars that can see through the transparent "global warming awareness" scam; even some voices on the Left are starting to get wise to this political version of three-card monte. Via Enlighten, we get The Nation's Alexander Cockburn blasting Gore and his traveling carnival of doom:

As a denizen of Washington since his diaper years, Gore has always understood that threat inflation is the surest tool to plump budgets and rouse voters.

All Al Gore has ever needed is a hot day or some heavy rain as opportunity to promote the unassailable theory of man-made global warming. Come a rainy summer (1995) or a routine El NiƱo (1997) and Gore is there for the photo op, his uplifted finger warning of worse to come.

Man-made-global-warming theory is fed by pseudo-quantitative predictions from climate careerists working primarily off the megacomputer General Circulation Models, whose home ports include the National Center for Atmospheric Research, NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies and the Department of Commerce's Geophysical Fluid Dynamics Lab.

These are multibillion-dollar computer modeling bureaucracies as intent on self-preservation and budgetary enhancement as cognate nuclear bureaucracies at Oak Ridge and Los Alamos. They are as unlikely to develop models refuting the hypothesis of human-induced global warming as is the IPCC to say the weather is getting a little bit warmer but there's no great cause for alarm. Threat inflation is their business....

...And business is good, with plenty of gullible customers queing up for more!

Question: Will the stoners at Gore's Wembley concert recycle their bong water? Lord knows, I'd probably need a couple of bowlfulls of the good stuff to sit through the sanctimonious preaching of millionaire rock stars pleading the cause of the enviornment while ascending the stairs to their Gulfstreams and Learjets...

UPDATE: Even the far-left Age is kicking Gore in his ample posterior:

Our $99 concert tickets, which I am sure will be printed on recycled paper, do not go towards any concrete measures to halt global warming, or to repair any damage done to the Earth. The proceeds don't go directly to purchasing solar batteries for anyone or subsidising public transport anywhere. The event just goes to raising awareness. And right now?

That's not only a waste of time but a gross indulgence. It's just a green rubber bracelet to string on your arm next to the white rubber band that will magically make poverty history, and the yellow one that cures cancer.


UPDATE II 5/20: Another big-city metropolitan newspaper has someone write on the evils of all cars larger than a VW Bug who obviously a) lives in or right outside the city itself, b) is single and has no association with children whatsoever. But he is full of moral rightousness, and that is all the expertise that is required:

Detroit keeps disgorging monster trucks, souped-up sedans, overpowered SUVs and Hummers so brawny and masculine that merely sitting in the driver's seat makes hair sprout on your back.
Amazingly, people keep buying them...


Here's what a lot of us in urban and suburban America actually need: a glorified golf cart. And such things are on the drawing board: "neighborhood cars" that are perfect for putt-putting around. Maybe they'd be communal property -- just grab one and go, like an umbrella by the office door.

There are, in fact, a number of intriguing new Cars of the Future in development. Perhaps you've seen pictures of the 39-inch-wide Tango, a two-seat electric vehicle in which one person sits behind the other.

Note how he massages his own conscious, Gore-style:

I drive a six-cylinder Honda Accord. The two extra cylinders are what makes the car, and me, so dang sexy. But it's overpowered for my commute on city streets. So I decided to take a Toyota Prius for a test drive.

The Prius does not make the driver feel particularly young, heroic or pheromonally attractive. The gear selector is just this little knob, the size of a shot glass. You start the car by hitting a button. It's all a little cute, but it's also spiffy, and you can be environmentally conscious with each passing second as you monitor a screen that tells you your gas mileage.


Ooohhh...you are such a better human being than the rest of us! And what's the price tag on that Prius, sport? Probably affordable for someone that drives an Accord six-banger....

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Erica said...

Amazing...go figure. You know, The Who was always my favorite growing up (and today, incidentally, is Pete Townshend's 62nd b'day--woo-woo!), and I guess now they are even more so.

Thing is, The Sun spelled Daltrey's name wrong. It's always had an "E" in it.

The JerseyNut said...

You are most assuredly correct, Erica - I've corrected my error, but left The Sun to wallow in its own embarrassment.

Good for Roger for not jumping on Al Gore's asinine bandwagon.

And if you grew up in Staten Island in the '80's, if you didn't have a Who concert T and know all the words to Teenage Wasteland, you might as well not even exist....

Erica said...

I became a Who fan in the late '80s in Brooklyn (where I've lived all my life), and knew all the words to Baba O'Riley, and every other Who song, when I was 12 years old. I *love* The Who. Really, really a lot.

Erica said...

Oh, and I had about four or five t-shirts, too. And posters. And pins. And patches on my denim jacket. :-)

The JerseyNut said...

"Baba O'Riley", and not "Teenage Wasteland", to be sure!

Your Who - fandom is without a doubt more sincere than mine; I first took them up at the advice of a high-school girlfriend (who was teaching me lots of stuff at the time); but my eyes were not truly opened (so to speak) until I first saw "Tommy". Music as video/high concept years before MTV was rolled out - Townsend was my new muse and Daltrey my alter-ego. Did I stare into a mirror and lip-sync "Behind Blue Eyes"? Oh, you betcha!

It passed, especially once I left S.I. for college out in L.I., and delved into the dark thrills (and questionable women)of heavy metal...

But the coolest thing is that more than any rock and roll band (perhaps with the exception of the Beatles), I think their lyrics have become iconic, and have become part of our common vernacular (did I say that right?). How often do we sarcastically remark "Meet the new boss...", or have we read, especially in political discourse, the refrain "won't get fooled again"?

Think I am gonna attach that Union Jack pin to my leather jacket tomorrow, just as a silent tribute...

Erica said...

Yes, to all of it...my UJ banadana with the crisscrossed words "The Who" in the center hangs on my wall.