Well, it's obvious that Huma loves Hillary. She's been with her since the harridan's failed attempt to overtake The One in the quest for the 2008 Democratic nomination.
But what is the relationship between the powerful Hillary Clinton, and Huma Abedin, who has been described as Hillary's beautiful, enigmatic "body person"? And what does it have to do with Huma's silence about her husband's (the revolting Anthony Weiner) habit of sending lewd photos of himself to barely-legal coeds and blackjack dealers?
Theory #1: Huma Abedin is a Saudi agent and needs to remain as "enigmatic" as possible.
Theory #2: Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton are secret lovers
Lukeford links to this piece from a few years back:
We're still a bit incredulous on this one, but a top level U.S. Department of Justice official is telling Big Head DC that Michael Musto's rumor about Hillary Clinton fooling around with one of her top female aides Huma Abedin is based in reality!
"If you call Hillary's residence in DC first thing in the morning, Huma answers the phone," the official continues. "Same thing late at night and on the road. It's a closely guarded secret that Hillary's inner circle guards at all costs."
And links to this piece from NoHillary:
It is common knowledge that Hillary is bi-sexual. According to Bill's long-time ex-girlfriend Gennifer Flowers, Hillary enjoyed performing oral sex on other women. On p.41 of Flowers' autobiography "Gennifer Flowers: Passion and Betrayal", Gennifer asked Bill if there was any truth to the rumor that Hillary was having an affair with another woman. Bill laughed and said (referring to Hillary): "Honey - she's probably eaten more p--y than I have."
And finally, to this piece from the New York Observer, where they seem to feel Hillary's relationship with Huma might be part of a ploy to gain white votes in the primaries as well as send a message to Muslim nations:
As I see it, this can only help her with the very demographic she is most in need of help with: white men.
we imagine that a bull like Hillary who has managed to turn a hot young Muslima (Luke - PICTURES, please!) into her body slave is just the sort of woman who can drive the Muslim world insane to the point of impotence. So the bottom line is that true or not, this rumor helps her, because it helps her with regular joes like us who wear pants and grumble about Mexicans.
Hmmm. Interesting. Hillary, has Huma around to console her when Bill strays, to show the Muslim world who really controls women, and to titillate the white boys into voting for her. Could Gennifer Flowers have been right all along?
And of course, it explains why Huma has kept so quiet. She's got a lot to lose, Saudi double-agent or not. Face, for one, in the Muslim community she claims to bridge, where such a relationship would get a fatwa put on her head post-haste. Could also explain why she put up with Weiner's shenanigans....
Important fact: Almost all the links Lukeford has are dead, leading nowhere. I don't know the veracity of this blog very well, although the usually reliable MoreMonmouthMusings calls it a "controversial" blog. Maybe they're all old links, and the content has long been archived away.
Or maybe there's a more sinister reason....