Maybe not super-crazy-hot, but attractive, appealing, and oh-so-cuddly-take-her-home-to-mommy hot. Hey, a lot of guys go for that, OK?
Until, in an act bordering on insanity, she took a knife to her Jewish heritage, and cut off her nose to spite her face. Literally:
From curly-haired Jew to straight-nosed shrew? Nah, we still love Jennifer, but when she cut of her roots, the tree withered. She thought her nose job would further her career, but as Jennifer herself once said, “I went in the operating room as a celebrity - and came out anonymous. It was like being in a witness protection program or being invisible.”
To all the Jewish ladies out there: Stick out that schnozz with pride. You would be surprised how many men find it oddly...compelling.
It's OK, Miss Grey...you'll always be out Jewish "Baby"...
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