Saturday, October 01, 2011

"Occupy Wall Street" Protest Chick: Hot, Or Not?

Ah, I'm just f*cking with you. This is the face of the Wall Street protests:

Just what every boy wants to bring home to mama: A rage-chick with oversized horn-rimmed glasses and an arm-length tattoo of what appears to be a decapitated ballerina, holding her own head, while blood spurts from her neck like water from a hydrant. Yummy. That'll look classy and just as chic when she's 40, no doubt.

Conservative protest chicks are just so much hotter...and they smile more, too:

Meanwhile, this crowd of half-wits, dimwits, and nitwits got p'wnd by the Occupy Wall Street organizers:

While hundreds of people have camped out overnight in the plaza during the two-week old sit-in for social change, an online announcement that Radiohead was en route jammed the plaza.

"I actually think it's kind of ridiculous," said a dreadlocked 20-year-old who identified himself as Pigpen. "The only reason 500 people are here is because they think Radiohead is going to be here."

Organizers were red-faced.

"I got hoaxed," said Patrick Bruner, who has been e-mailing on behalf of the Occupy Wall Street protesters. "Radiohead was never confirmed. Completely our fault. Apologies. "

When you are reduced to arguing that it's not about Radiohead....well, doesn't that kinda mean you've lost the argument?


Anonymous said...

The chick to the left is kind of cute, actually. Assuming she doesn't smell (link refers to the crowd as "unwashed").

That chick on the right should be named "Angry Bird"!

The JerseyNut said...

Too funny. Should rename the post "Angry Birds show support at "Occupy Wall Street" protest!"

Although you have given me an idea for tomorrow...

Anonymous said...

Also good for a laugh - protest chick rages against corporate greed while being video'd on an iPad.

Clueless, utterly clueless!

GreenLadyJen said...

Too bad that cute Conservative blonde on the right can't spell, typical! Lol. I'll bet she doesn't know the difference between they're and their or to and too either, ha-ha.