Ah, I'm just f*cking with you. This is the face of the Wall Street protests:
Just what every boy wants to bring home to mama: A rage-chick with oversized horn-rimmed glasses and an arm-length tattoo of what appears to be a decapitated ballerina, holding her own head, while blood spurts from her neck like water from a hydrant. Yummy. That'll look classy and just as chic when she's 40, no doubt.
Conservative protest chicks are just so much hotter...and they smile more, too:
Meanwhile, this crowd of half-wits, dimwits, and nitwits got p'wnd by the Occupy Wall Street organizers:
While hundreds of people have camped out overnight in the plaza during the two-week old sit-in for social change, an online announcement that Radiohead was en route jammed the plaza.
"I actually think it's kind of ridiculous," said a dreadlocked 20-year-old who identified himself as Pigpen. "The only reason 500 people are here is because they think Radiohead is going to be here."
Organizers were red-faced.
"I got hoaxed," said Patrick Bruner, who has been e-mailing on behalf of the Occupy Wall Street protesters. "Radiohead was never confirmed. Completely our fault. Apologies. "
When you are reduced to arguing that it's not about Radiohead....well, doesn't that kinda mean you've lost the argument?