This rant originates across the pond; but all I had to was make a miniscule tweak - swapping "British" with "New Jersey" - and it all seemed to fall into place perfectly:

Because let’s face it, this Government is doing its best to make our lives about as miserable as any pox-raddled Hogarthian whore’s. Utter the word “middle class” in Trenton and watch their greedy little pimps’ eyes light up with pound signs. Behold the New Jersey middle-classes – a docile, law-abiding army of tax slaves. Hurrah, let’s blow it all on some more social workers in Newark....

Yeah, that about hits it perfectly...