Norway Terror Attacks, Conspiracy Theory Edition: Blame The Jews?

Just tossing this one out there for the sake of balance. When terror attacks are committed by Islamic radicals, their sympathisers are out there 15 minutes later claiming how it could not have been them; and present a full-on hypothesis on how it was a secret plot hatched by the CIA, the Mossad, the Canadian Royal Mounties, or a joint effort of the three. This, usually after the guilty terrorist group has proudly declared their complicity.

So what are we hearing about the "twin" Norway terror attacks? First, that their government was up to something the day before...via Infowars (paranoia left intact):

In yet another example of how almost every major terror event is accompanied by a security drill focused around the same scenario, Oslo police were conducting a bombing exercise at a location near the Oslo Opera House just 48 hours before a terrorist blast hit a government building in the Norwegian capital

According to the translated version of an Aftenposten report, “Anti-terror police fired explosive charges at a training center in Oslo, two hundred meters from the Opera, but forgot to notify the public.”

The exercise occurred on Wednesday and revolved around anti-terror units attacking a disused building at the edge of Bjørvika pier with bombs and firearms.

“The men lowered themselves down from the roof and in through the window that had just been blown out, while they fired hand their weapons,” states the report, noting that the exercise was “dramatic,” produced “violent bangs,” and was watched by spectators at the nearby Opera House.



Police had to publicly apologize today for not informing the public about the exercise.

In the case of the London bombings, a consultancy agency with government and police connections was running an exercise for an unnamed company that revolved around the London Underground being bombed at the exact same times and locations as happened in real life on the morning of July 7th, a “coincidence” many skeptics of the official story have dismissed as a statistical impossibility.

I don't know about a "statistical impossibility, but Wikipedia backs up the claim about the odd 7/7 coincidence, with no further comments either way.

We can look at the numerology as well:

And then there are the numbers…always the numbers

9/11 9+1+1=11
7/22 7+2+2=11

7/22/11 features 22/11

Bombing happened 3:26pm local time 3+2+6=11

560 members of the Labor Youth Movement on the Island 5+6=11

Headline reads “Shocked by twin attacks” echoing “attacks on twin towers” , 'Blast scene 'like 9/11'....

And then there are the Jews...always the Jews. In another example of the virulent anti-Semitism of the Norwegian people, one of the nation's governing parties was about to vote on legislation authorizing war against Israel:

The junior partner in the Norwegian government, the Socialist Left Party of Kristin Halvorsen, (Sosialistisk Venstreparti), plans to vote on a measure calling for military action against Israel if it decides to act against the Hamas in Gaza.... Remember, Kristin Halvorsen is the same woman while as Finance Minister in the Norwegian government, participated in an anti-Israel demonstration where shouts of "kill the Jews” we heard, and appeared smiling. She’s now Minister of Education....

The blonde next to the skinhead, smirking at anti-Israeli/anti-American propaganda, is a governing partner in Norway..and the Minister of Education.  You go, girl!

So the Mossad, I assume, found a patsy to murder Norwegian children to...do what, exactly? Distract the Norwegian Gestapo to avoid getting hit by snowballs and assaulted by curse words with lots of umlauts in them?

Now, if you really wanted a good conspiracy theory....you might say that the hard-left Norwegian government was growing increasingly concerned about increased dissension among the populace regarding the influx of Muslim immigrants, who appear to be less keen about learning the ways of their new homeland and more determined to turn it into a frozen version of their previous desert hell.  And to blunt that concern, they orchestrated a terror attack that looked like the work of Islamic terrorists but could easily be pinned on a white, conservative Christian.

It serves multiple purposes: It finds a more politically convenient group on which the Norwegians can focus their anger, it shames the people for making the "Muslim assumption" (and thus silences them during the next influx of Muslim immigration and subsequent cultural surrenders), and it rallies the people around the current government.  Would have been truly a work of genius if the Norwegian leadership had found a Jew to do the job instead of Anders Behring Breivik...

I actually haven't heard the theory above yet, I just pulled it out of my ass. You'll never hear the conspiracy theory above anywhere else, despite the paranoid commonality of its reasoning, because that would involve a "liberal" government slaughtering its own people. And everyone knows only conservatives do that...



UPDATE: So much for the "lone gunman" theory, looks as if a conspiracy is in fact unraveling fast: