The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats...

...as told by liberal lightweight Margaret Carlson. Hey, even an idiot stumbles upon the truth every now and then:

If I break down on the side of the road, I hope a Republican stops — he’ll fix my flat and offer me a drink. A Democrat will get busy forming a Committee to Protect Women Who Own Vulnerable Cars.

True, that. So why the hell would you put any Democrat in charge of anything that needs...you know, doing?

But in the spirit of the conservation - but not the spread - of the Democratic species, there is one position they can hold, from now into perpetuity: Ambassador to the United Nations.

The rest of you incompetent? Get the hell out of my garage....