Is Snooki a Conservative?

Our favorite Jersey Shore honey has some interesting commentary on Barack Obama's recent tax increases...especially the ones which hit home:

In a clip from: "Jersey Shore Season 2 Sneak Peek", Snooki's politics are revealed:

In the clip, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi stands in the middle of her pink bedroom with her eyes closed and her hands pressed to her hairline as her boyfriend mists her face with a third coating of spray-on tan. All of this seems like normal behavior for the Jersey Shore “guidette,” but the political commentary that ensues is not.

In the interview that follows this scene, Snooki takes aim at the Obama White House.

“I don’t go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning, and I feel like he did that intentionally for us,” Snooki says. “McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan.”

Read the rest here, as McCain jumps into the fray and declares Obama's tax and spend policy as "quite The Situation".

Tax hikes such as these, while painless to the political class and its hanger-ons, are felt by the common beach slu - I mean, common man - every day, whether that new tax is on a bottle of soda, a gallon of gasoline, or on a "pale" girl's tan.

This racist tan-tax goes a bit further, as it prevents medical consumers who suffer with eczema from using a low-cost treatment system, instead forcing them to use expensive in-patient procedures that accomplish no more than a tanning booth would. But even Snookie is smart enough to know that this is what happens when you pass a bill in order to find out what's in it...