Gulf Oil Spill: An Alien Conspiracy? Or Just A Mere Fulfillment of the Book of Revelations?

OK, I am going to give the "oil spill conspiracy" posts a bit of a rest, but not until running through one of the most well-used theories to explain everything that goes haywire in the world today...

A Zionist conspiracy? Well, possibly, but we discussed that already....I am talking about the ultimate fallback conspiracy: Those pesky extraterrestials!

Hey, this guy lays it all out:

Pagan Gnostics suggest that the Oil Spill is an expression by a regressive alien consciousness, that does not view itself as being “malevolent“. Rather, this alien consciousness views itself to be angelic, and acting “in behalf of God” to carry out the “Book of Revelation”. Pagan Gnostics viewed “God” as expressed in organized religion to be a paternalistic and psychotic demonic entity which professes love while inspiring oppression and war.

So BP Deepwater Horizon was destroyed by God-fearing aliens who are trying to fulfill the Book of Revelations? Gee, so simple, I can't see why I missed it! Although it would explain why both BP and the U.S. Government are so adamant about keeping the press and photographers out. If people are pissed at Barack Obama now, how far will his political standing fall when Americans find out he's been p'wned by a bunch of "regressive aliens"?

More:

The Book of Revelation presents “angelic beings” as presiding over the destruction of the seas and oceans in a disaster...it appears to have a description that is consistent with oil. Subsequent parts of revelation suggest that this disaster is to proceed what appears to be a nuclear war, that then ushers into a “New World Order” under “God’s authority”.

The relevant portions of Revelations, you ask? Presented below:

[8] And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
[9] And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
[10] And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
[11] And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

Was Deepwater Horizon's explosion the "great mountain burning with fire"? Are the oil-soaked pelicans the "creatures which were in the sea"? Is the apparently unstoppable flow of oil destined to make the waters "bitter", killing those who either drink or subsist on it?

Well, I can't say it sounds crazy, what with the election of the Anti-Christ, the threat of Israel's destruction, the collapse of world currency, and now the unfolding destruction of the oceans (managed, of course, by Obama - aka The Anti-Christ - himself!).

Looks like I'm spending Father's Day weekend deep inside the bunker...