Sunday Morning Bible Selection...

...from the comments over at Roger Simon's post defining "Cultural Narcissism" (hint: not John McCain), we get a reading:

“And I looked, and behold a roaring snowmobile, and her name that sat on it was Palin, and Hell-to-Pay followed with her. And power was given unto her over the red states of the West and the South, and Ohio and Michigan, to injure the Messiah with irony, and with sarcasm, and with plain speaking like those of the red of neck who slay the beasts of the earth and mock the pharisees of Harvard and DC.”